I played some more Tennis today. I finally played someone who was by all means better than me. That didn’t stop me from beating him 6-2 but still I can tell he should be better than me. Then we joined forces and played a game of doubles Tennis against some pour unsuspecting random tennis players. They didn’t see that ass whooping coming.

My roommate just beat War Craft 3. Before me. I’m a bad bad gamer…

Bump, Set, Spike,

“I think my toilet is possessed... whenever I push that metal lever, it roars at me and then takes away all my water! It always gives it back, though, so I never go thirsty.” By Hapoppo.

If only I had come up with such a perfect quote. But credit goes out to Hapoppo. He posted that on my forums while we were all talking about an air conditioner that broke but the conversation of course varied off into it was possessed and then other possessed things came about and thus the toilet quote.

Now that I mention the forums both Hapoppo and Vis are forum regulars and both of their guest comics were actually posted on the forums first. So just another little perk for checking out the Snafu forums.

But before you go to the forums you have to check out Vis’ rad site Smileville.

I’m thirsty,

Guest Comic tomorrow so make sure you come back and see this “guest comic” I speak of.

Gather around children it’s time to hear Dave bitch. I’m roommates with a football player. This guy is awesome. His friends however leave a lot to be desired. One of them for some reason thinks he’s the coolest thing since Starburst jellybeans. He also thinks just because he lifts weights like mad that he should by default be able to whomp me in sports. I can assure you this is not the case. So he challenged me to Tennis. For all the people who actually know me I’m pretty damn good at Tennis. It was an easy victory 3 sets to 0 (best out of five). Then we played Raquetball, the score was 15-1. He cried. I’m not even kidding he teared up and cried. Not only was I playing against someone who was crying but he cheated on the score several times. He’d add points onto his score while taking points from mine. I didn’t say anything since I knew he had only scored one point. So in his mind it was 15-6. He pulled the same shit on my other roommate who played him. We were both pissed at his blatant cheating. But we didn’t say much since he was already in tears. But hey he has muscles so wow he’s good at sports. After I kicked his butt he decided that I was to be dubbed “nerd” for the rest of the day. I don’t think I’ve EVER been called nerd in my entire life. It had a pretty shallow effect coming from someone in tears though. It must be tough to suck ass like that. My only regret is that I reduced him to tears not by verbally abusing him but quite on accident. It’s what I do.

I do hope that you’ve all discovered the Mario toys at Wendy’s by now. I’ve completed my collection of all the toys that I wanted. That being the standard Mario that has the amazing ability to stand. Then the Mario Kart toy which rocks simply because it’s the Mario Kart toy. Last but definitely not least is the Mario running from Chain Chomp toy. I have a blast with the Chain Chomp one. I could play with it for hours screaming for Mario to hurry or he’s going to get bit. But amazingly, he always manages to stay one step ahead. That tricky plumber.

Speaking of Mario I finally got to have a good long go with Mario Sunshine. I told myself that I wouldn’t quit until I got twenty more shines. Well I got my twenty, That brings my grand total up too… let me think my math isn’t to good… 21.

I’d like to give a thanks to all the people who have been voting for Snafu everyday. I’ve stayed strong in the 20th position for the entire month (knock on wood) I really appreciate the support guys. Who knows maybe next month, dare I say it, I may be in 19th for the whole month.

Forums rock. I was just thinking out loud is all.

I fuckin hate,